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The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor (Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book)
Par Brian Boone, Amanda Brack. 2017
Why did Voldemort cross the road? Because he looks like a demented chicken.Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively…
trying to end you? Horcrux fell in between the abyss that is your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns:How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!”How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it!What kind of drink to magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice!What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday!For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world!Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.Garfield's Guide to Everything (Garfield)
Par Jim Davis. 2013
In Garfield&’s Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from…
ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity. Sleep — &“The best 18 hours of my day&” Coffee — &“Mother Nature&’s Jumper Cables&” Dogs — &“They contain 90% of the world&’s drool supply.&” Love — &“…is splitting the last piece of pizza.&” Exercise — &“My favorite spectator sport.&” Mondays — &“The armpit of days.&” Golf — &“That&’s Scottish for &‘AAARGH!&’&” Advisory: Bookshare has learned that this book offers only partial accessibility. We have kept it in the collection because it is useful for some of our members. Benetech is actively working on projects to improve accessibility issues such as these.Garfield: His 34th Book (Garfield #34)
Par Jim Davis. 2017
The perfect holiday gift for fans of the world&’s favorite feline!MAKE WAY FOR GARFIELD!The tubby tabby is back, and he's…
livin' larger than ever! So whether he's enveloping Pooky in his Herculean hug, arguing with the talking scale, or munching on his masterpiece, the Leaning Tower of Pizza, Garfield's motto is always the same: Bigger is better! Advisory: Bookshare has learned that this book offers only partial accessibility. We have kept it in the collection because it is useful for some of our members. Benetech is actively working on projects to improve accessibility issues such as these.Garfield: His 40th Book (Garfield #40)
Par Jim Davis. 2012
Garfield’s not just surviving, he&’s thriving. The always fashionable fat cat has evolved over the years, but one thing hasn&’t…
changed—his voracious appetite for food and fun. That&’s what makes this smorgasboard of comics a natural selection for hungry fans of the world&’s most famished feline. Advisory: Bookshare has learned that this book offers only partial accessibility. We have kept it in the collection because it is useful for some of our members. Benetech is actively working on projects to improve accessibility issues such as these.Unicorns: Believe in Magic
Par Summersdale Publishers. 2016
Life’s never dull when you have a unicorn by your side. These sparkly friends bring magic into our lives, from…
the tips of their magical horns to the swishy ends of their rainbow tails. Join us on an adventure into the awesomely cute world of unicorns, and whatever anyone says – don’t stop believing!The Cat Owner's Survival Guide: Hilarious Advice for a Pawsitive Life with Your Furry Four-Legged Best Friend
Par Sophie Johnson, Tatiana Davidova. 2022
A hilarious, fully illustrated book full of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a cat parent – the perfect gift…
for any cat loverYou have the best cat in the world, it’s true. But there’s no avoiding the fact that, perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain elements of being a cat owner that you could do without. Those thoughtful “gifts” you find in the kitchen. The scratch-marks on the couch. Their hairballs clogging up your vacuum cleaner.Luckily, this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks you’ll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives – like giving them head-scritches and cooing over their little toe beans.With pearls of wisdom like these, you’ll be a pro cat parent in no time:As a cat parent, you will need to work out the golden number of tummy rubs your cat will allow before they turn into an uncontrollable scratch-monsterYour cat may look cute and innocent, but there’s an evil mastermind secretly at work behind all that fluffItems placed on a surface are highly offensive to cats and will be quickly dispatched to the floor, where they belongThe Dog Owner's Survival Guide: Hilarious Advice for Understanding the Pups and Downs of Life with Your Furry Four-Legged Friend
Par Sophie Johnson, Tatiana Davidova. 2022
A hilarious, fully illustrated book full of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a dog parent – the perfect gift…
for any dog loverYou have the best dog in the world, it’s true. But there’s no avoiding the fact that, perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain elements of being a pup owner that you could do without. That smell they bring in when they’ve rolled in fox poo. The nibble-marks on your furniture. Their fur stuck to absolutely every black item of clothing you own.Luckily, this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks you’ll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives – like giving them head-scritches and nose-boops every time they prove they’re a good doggo at heart.With pearls of wisdom like these, you’ll be a pro dog parent in no time:Remember to check the dog is in the room before blaming it for your fartIt is a truth universally acknowledged that a dog in possession of a healthy libido must be in want of a legStart working on your mental toughness – those puppy-dog eyes are enough to break even the iciest of heartsUnicorns: Believe in Magic
Par Summersdale Publishers. 2016
Life’s never dull when you have a unicorn by your side. These sparkly friends bring magic into our lives, from…
the tips of their magical horns to the swishy ends of their rainbow tails. Join us on an adventure into the awesomely cute world of unicorns, and whatever anyone says – don’t stop believing!Odie Unleashed!: Garfield Lets the Dog Out (Garfield)
Par Jim Davis. 2013
The Dog Finally Has His Day! After years of living in Garfield&’s supersized shadow, Odie breaks loose with a book…
of his own. Sure, the fat cat&’s slobbering sidekick may be a few dog biscuits shy of a box, but he&’s all heart—or is that all tongue? Odie&’s fetched his favorite strips and quips for this comical canine collection, so enjoy! Just watch out for dog breath! Advisory: Bookshare has learned that this book offers only partial accessibility. We have kept it in the collection because it is useful for some of our members. Benetech is actively working on projects to improve accessibility issues such as these.A fully illustrated book of tongue-in-cheek advice for cat parents who struggle to tame their cat's inner beastHaving a cat…
can be such a joy. Little compares to the delight of cuddles on the couch, the sound of gentle purring, or the fun of playtime. But what do you do when your furry friend starts scratching all the furniture, ruining the flower beds, stealing your food and generally wreaking havoc?Luckily, this entertaining guide is here with top tips and tricks to tame your cat when the wild beast comes out, so you can spend more time giving head scritches and less time worrying about the state of your curtains.Become an elite cat parent with these nuggets of wisdom: If you're worried about items crashing to the floor, attach ornaments with string and they won't make such a satisfying "THUNK" noiseCity cats love the daily discipline of being taken for a walk; give it a try and observe the calming effect it has on themInstall a security-grade toilet-paper guard to avoid unsolicited homemade confettiGarfield Home Cookin': His 74th Book (Garfield)
Par Jim Davis. 2023
Chef's special! Garfield returns—weighing more than ever!—for his 74th book. They&’re all here—Jon, Odie, Nermal, and, of course, our favorite fat…
cat, Garfield!Someone&’s always cookin&’ up fun—and often trouble—in the Arbuckle home. Whether it&’s one of Jon&’s half-baked ideas or mischievous Garfield stirring the pot, it all boils down to an entertaining time for fans!This hilarious and heartfelt gift book is the perfect guide to the many reasons why your dog thinks you are…
a hero Owning a dog is to have a four-legged best friend who worships your every move. Each time you walk through the door, you become the centre of their universe, and their love for you is only matched by their love of scoffing sausages and chasing cats. As their amazing owner, you know what it takes to care for them, but allow this book to show how much it means to your furry friend. Filled with witty original illustrations, this book explains the curious reasons behind all your dog's goofy looks and behaviours. Discover what your dog is saying through their barks and tail wags, and why they think you're the best.Whether you're leaving enough room for them on the sofa, taking them for walkies or always bringing them treats, you really are the hero in their big puppy-dog eyes.This frank and hilarious illustrated gift book is the perfect guide to why your cat thinks you are an idiot…
You dote on your fluffy feline, but it may feel like the relationship is a little one-sided at times. Whether it's the judgemental stares or the cold shoulders, sometimes your cat doesn't seem to have the same enthusiasm for you as you do for them. If you're wondering why they treat you this way, allow this book to explain; your cat thinks you're a fool! Filled with witty original illustrations, this book offers many reasons why your pampered puss thinks you're ridiculous and why they're in charge. From following you into the bathroom to knocking things off shelves, gain insight into the mind of your moggy and allow them to explain why they act the way they do.Perfect for any cat lovers, or long-suffering owners, this book reveals the truth: your cat just thinks you are an idiot.Oddballs: The Graphic Novel
Par James Rallison, Ethan Banville. 2023
From the mind that brought us The Odd 1s Out, Oddballs creator James Rallison is back with five brand new…
stories from the popular Netflix animated show! Join James, Max, Echo, and all of your favorite Oddballs characters as they get into epic amounts of preventable trouble. In these five exclusive mini stories, James grows sentient bacteria in his mouth, sells his yard, turns the whole town into ASMR zombies, enrages several birthday girls, and faces his own impending death. And, of course, he learns nothing.Great Lies to Tell Small Kids
Par Andy Riley. 2005
From the creator of the bestselling Bunny books comes more wicked humour - GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS. They…
range from merely bogus to truly cruel, with each hilarious cartoon telling a tall tale to bamboozle kids and entertain wicked adults everywhere.Dawn of the Bunny Suicides
Par Andy Riley. 2011
With exclusive bonus material from Andy's sketch books! From the author of the cult bestsellers THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES…
and RETURN OF THE BUNNY SUICIDES comes another unmissable collection of rabbit-related self destruction... The bunnies are back - and there's only one thing on their minds. In this new collection, follow the continuing adventures of the fluffy little rabbits who just don't want to live any more...Loads More Lies to tell Small Kids
Par Andy Riley. 2006
It takes the beaks of seven penguins to make a Penguin biscuit'; 'All wind is made by wind farms'; 'Wine…
makes mummy clever'; 'Milk feels pain'. These are just some of the great lies that Andy Riley had you telling your kids last Christmas, in the Sunday Times bestseller GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS. Now here are LOADS MORE LIES, to bamboozle more kids and entertain wicked adults everywhere... A brilliant sequel to the Sunday Times Top Ten bestseller.The Many Deaths of Scott Koblish: (dark Humor Comics, Adult Comics, Deadpool Illustrator Book)
Par Scott Koblish. 2018
The comic artist who&’s brought Deadpool and Spider-Manto life imagines his death over and over in morbidly funny, four-panel black-and-white…
comics. Marvel Comics artist Scott Koblish has been illustrating his own demise for many years. He&’s the one person struck by a comet, suddenly overrun by a pack of baboons, resting under the precarious rock tipped by a single bird, or the target of his daughter&’s (of course homicidal) teddy bear come to life. Though it&’s always Scott on the receiving end, the comics perfectly capture that irrational feeling we all have that everything can go very wrong in one irrevocable instant. Slapstick, surreal, and eerily plausible, with extended scenarios and pops of color throughout, this collection of cosmic reckonings shows that, if the end is nigh, at least you&’ll die laughing. Praise for The Many Deaths of Scott Koblish &“Death by steamroller. Death by healthy cereal. Death by falling manatee. Cartoonist Scott Koblish has compiled the cheeriest memento morim you&’re likely to come across—a series of wordless, mostly one-page comic strips in which Koblish&’s bespectacled cartoon avatar dies. And dies. And dies and dies and dies. It should be depressing, this parade of merciless mortality, but Koblish&’s style is so charming, his command of body language and facial expression so sure, and his imagination so twisted (watch out for that orange tabby, Scott!) that this funny, breezy collection ends up being one of the year&’s most bizarrely life-affirming reads.&” —Glen Weldon, NPR&’s Book Concierge, Best Books of 2018 &“In this . . . charming humor collection, DC and Marvel artist Koblish (Deadpool) draws himself dying in ways imaginative, mundane, and frequently impossible. . . . His action-comics style is simplified but lifelike, and the unfortunate Cartoon Scott is cute as he naively wanders into one dangerous situation after another like a video game avatar. . . . Fans will pick up this slim collection of cheerfully grim gags as a diversion between Koblick&’s bigger projects.&” —Publishers Weekly&“This whimsical collection of 4-panel comics will sate everyone&’s need for schadenfreude.&” —Paul&’s PicksSpider-Man's Worst Enemies
Par Catherine Saunders. 2006
Spider-Man is really a boy called Peter Parker. He uses his special powers to help people, but he has many…
enemies. One of them is Norman Osborn, who calls himself the Green Goblin. He got his powers when some chemicals exploded.Bite Sized Archie: Going Viral (Archie Graphic Novels #2)
Par Ron Cacace. 2023
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet... Why would you ever think that? At least…
Bite Sized Archie is back in print to take your mind away from that madness.Bite Sized Archie returns in the second collection of the thought-provoking (sure, why not) and satirical (most definitely) webcomic! The gang from Riverdale go way past meta and right into real as they tackle the world of today in their weekly strips. Both charming and sardonic, these comics reflect all the little things in life, pop culture and beyond. Packed with behind-the-scenes content from the creative team, you can't miss this sequel compilation!