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97 Things to Do Before You Finish High School
Par Steven Jenkins, Erika Stalder. 2008
Being in high school is about a lot more than going to high school. It's about discovering new places, new…
hobbies, and new people—and opening your eyes to the world. This book is about the stuff they don't teach you in high school, like how to host a film festival, plan your first road trip, make a podcast, or write a manifesto. Want to make a time capsule? Spend a day in silence? Learn how to make beats like a DJ? Or shut down your house party before the police do? Whatever your creative, social, or academic inclinations, you'll find 97 ways on these pages to amuse, educate, and interest yourself, and your friends. Because your life doesn't stop at 3pm each day—it just gets started. "Make your high school experience the best possible with this brilliant book." –Justine MagazineJump out of the Battle Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes! Jump out of the Battle…
Bus and jump into more than eight hundred side-splitting jokes! Jokes for Fortniters is an all-new, laugh-out-loud book of jokes for you and your squad. From Battle Royale puns and wordplay to funny one-liners that will have you dancing, this hysterical book has the cleverest jokes about Fortnite and game play. Cackle your way to victory with the funniest, craziest, and silliest jokes you can fire off to everyone on the island! Inside you will find funny gags such as: What do a door and a new Fortnite player have in common?They both get “knocked” a lot. What happens after you drink too much Slurp Juice?You burp juice! What kind of pop should Fortniters never drink?Shield pop!Where do Fortniters sleep?In a nite fort! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or any battle royale! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Get extra laughs from silly illustrations throughout!The Treehouse Joke Book (The Treehouse Books)
Par Andy Griffiths. 2018
What's black and white and read all over the world? The New York Times–bestselling Treehouse series, of course!International author-illustrator superstar…
duo Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton are back, and this time they've cooked up a hilarious joke book to complement their beloved chapter book series. Chock-full of gags, quips, and puns—both all-new and some that were previously featured in The 104-Story Treehouse—The Treehouse Joke Book promises countless laughs both for existing fans and newcomers to the Treehouse universe.There Are Too Many Milks: And Other Common Annoyances of Modern Life
Par Tara Lawall, Anne Marie Wonder. 2023
A laugh-out-loud collection of illustrated scenarios that perfectly captures the tribulations of being an adult human in the twenty-first century.Whether…
pondering the overwhelming plethora of nondairy milk options that drag out your coffee shop experience or grocery trip by a solid half-hour, trying to figure out why you always have a fork that never matches all of your other forks, or wondering why a salad costs $30 (the lettuce costs extra!), this exploration of modern life and its toll on our collective sanity invites readers to revel in the hilarity of these shared experiences. Poking fun at the things we all do to make life more bearable, like crystal healing, picking the perfect email sign-off, eating fancy cheeses, or Botox, this is the perfect sassy gift for birthdays, holidays, graduations, or any other day that needs some comic relief.LAUGH-OUT-LOUD HILARIOUS: Lawall and Wonder's apt commentary is hilariously specific, but also undeniably relatable, making this a unique humor book for people from all walks of life. Whether commiserating over office jargon, app-based dating, or failed online orders, there is something funny for everyone. CAPTIVATING AND NOSTALGIC: The boldly illustrated characters play into a funky Y2K style, reminiscent of popular cartoons like Doug, sure to delight anybody who grew up during this era or enjoys its nostalgic vibe! GREAT GIFT FOR SO. MANY. PEOPLE.: Anyone and everyone on the adulting struggle bus will appreciate this comic gem. Cleverly packaged and filled with impossible-to-ignore artwork, this is the perfect present for graduations, birthdays, holidays, and "just because" gifting.Perfect for:Millennials, Gen Z men and women, and wise-beyond-their-years screenagersAn analog gift to delight your favorite meme buddyFans of Bo Burnham, Hannah Gadsby, Amy Schumer, and TikTok comedy starsCollege grads, those entering the work force, self-deprecating types, people who follow Oatly's stock fluctuations, and anyone with an online dating profileSocks: A Footloose Miscellany for Sock Lovers and Wearers
Par Wendi Aarons. 2023
Do you wear socks? If so, you'll love this book!Amusing and highly giftable, Socks is an illustrated miscellany all about…
the most common accessory. Through humorous text and quirky art, discover what different types of socks say about the people who wear them:Striped socks? A bit whimsical. A bit arty. Loves museum gift shops.Dress socks? Proud owner of three pairs of loafers, three Labradors, and three 401(k)s.Socks with bad elastic that really need to be thrown away? This person is not a quitter—unlike these crappy socks.Also included are important things such as musings from the Sock Monkey, a timeline of famous socks throughout history, and postcards from your lost socks. (Where did they go? Will they ever come back?) Packaged in a tall, narrow trim, this book is a perfect add-on gift alongside a nice pair of—you guessed it—socks. And who doesn't love socks?GO-TO GIFT: Socks are the best, easiest gift for everyone, including anyone that's hard to buy for. Package a pair with this book to create the perfect gift for countless occasions. Give Socks to your father-figure on Father's Day; as a novelty stocking stuffer; to your new love interest on Valentine's Day; at the office white elephant gift exchange; as an anytime present for a sock-loving BFF . . . you get the idea.FOR EVERYONE: Socks (and this book) are gender neutral and age agnostic. After all, everyone wears socks! Men who don';t otherwise play with their fashion choices are often more experimental with socks, and people of all ages appreciate warm feet. This quippy book will appeal to a broad range of sock wearers and collectors. AFFORDABLE AND FUN: Socks is a happiness-inducing add-on gift or impulse purchase for yourself or a fashion-forward friend.Perfect for:People who wear (or like to receive) socksSock collectors and aficionados of all agesDads and dudes, moms and mavensGift givers seeking something unique for Father's Day, Mother's Day, a birthday, graduation, the holidays, or just for funPeople Who Deserve It
Par Gordon, Casey, Tim, Rand. 2010
Society tells us to accept people for who they are. Sometimes society is wrong. Meet the best of the absolute…
worst-the perpetrators of the most wretched demonstrations of moral conduct ever: Super Snorer Terrible Baby Namer Hot Water User-Upper Express Checkout Cheater No-Umbrella Etiquette Lady Eight-Minute Voicemail Leaver Dude Who Takes Board Games Too Seriously People Who Deserve It exposes everyone and everything whose behavior, life choices, and sometimes odor leave humanity with only one painful option: a punch to the face. .Now Panic and Freak Out
Par Summersdale Publishers. 2010
Keep Calm and Carry On is all very well, but life just isn't that simple. Let's own up and face…
facts: we're getting older, the politicians are not getting any wiser, and the world's going to hell in a handbasket. It's time to panic. Here's a book packed with quotations proving that Keeping Calm is simply not an option.I F*cking Love You: Real and Relatable Ways to Be Romantic
Par Summersdale Publishers. 2019
I love you more than I love cake. And I really like cake.Romantic declarations don’t need to be all lovey-dovey:…
they can be amusingly honest or laced with profanity! Forget the mushy stuff you see in the movies – this book is loaded with down-to-earth proclamations and witty one-liners that will let a special someone know how you really feel.The Little Book of Dirty Jokes (The little Book Of Ser.)
Par Sid Finch. 2015
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!Filled with more filth than three-week old underwear, this little collection of…
obscene one-liners, smutty shenanigans and graphic gags will have you blushing like a freshly spanked bottom and sniggering like a naughty school kid.My mate was selling a television cheap because the volume was broken. I couldn’t turn it down.What’s black and white…
and bad all over? These jokes! Groaning with silly gags, classic crap wisecracks, naff knock-knocks, poor puns and lame one-liners, this book will make you cry until you laugh.Mini súperchistes en la playa
Par Álex López, Pau Clua Sarró. 2013
Una selección exclusiva para e-book de los mejores chistes para tus vacaciones en la playa (incluye ilustraciones). ¿Quieres saber cuál…
es el colmo de un vigilante de la playa? ¿Por qué los extranjeros brillan cuando visitan la costa? ¿Cómo hacen los pescadores para esquivar a los bañistas? ¡Pues no puedes perderte esta entrega de Mini Súperchistes! ¡¡¡Prepárate para troncharte de risa!!!Garfield at Large: His 1st Book (Garfield #1)
Par Jim Davis. 2012
Like every great lasagna, Garfield was born in the kitchen of an Italian restaurant on a winter's night in 1978,…
while outside snow fell like grated Parmesan cheese. He weighed five pounds, six ounces at birth--that's big for a kitten!--and right from the start showed a passion for Italian food. The restaurant owner, forced to choose between Garfield and closing his doors for lack of pasta, sold Garfield to a pet store. Garfield thought he was a goner until Jon Arbuckle walked in the door. The rest is history. Advisory: Bookshare has learned that this book offers only partial accessibility. We have kept it in the collection because it is useful for some of our members. Benetech is actively working on projects to improve accessibility issues such as these.Odie Unleashed!: Garfield Lets the Dog Out (Garfield)
Par Jim Davis. 2013
The Dog Finally Has His Day! After years of living in Garfield&’s supersized shadow, Odie breaks loose with a book…
of his own. Sure, the fat cat&’s slobbering sidekick may be a few dog biscuits shy of a box, but he&’s all heart—or is that all tongue? Odie&’s fetched his favorite strips and quips for this comical canine collection, so enjoy! Just watch out for dog breath! Advisory: Bookshare has learned that this book offers only partial accessibility. We have kept it in the collection because it is useful for some of our members. Benetech is actively working on projects to improve accessibility issues such as these.*From the star of CUNK ON EARTH - BBC's landmark mockumentary, now on Netflix!*'This book is great because it covers…
everything in existence apart from the 95% of stuff not worth bothering with' Philomena Cunk, star of Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Moments of Wonder and Cunk on Earth, Cunk & Other Humans'Essential reading for these slipshod times' Al MurrayOnce in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. The World According to Danny Dyer. And now, Cunk on Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena, by Philomena Cunk.Philomena Cunk is one of the greatest thinkers of the 21st century, and in Cunk on Everything she turns her attention to our biggest issue: why are there so many books? Wouldn't it be better if there was just one? This is that book - an encyclopedia of ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE, from sausages to Henry of Eight to Brush Strokes to vegetarian sausages. Read it, and you'll never have to read another book again.'This is a book' Philomena Cunk'Never contact me again' Professor Rupert Delgado, MBE'Cunk for PM' Rachel Riley'. . . book . . .' Guardian'Truly the intellect for our baffling times' The Times'This book is absolutely stupid' The PoolDad Jokes: A Collection of Cringey Crack-Ups
Par Slade Wentworth. 2023
Q: Why is that baby still in diapers? A: I&’ll give you two reasons: number one and number two.Congrats, Dad! Someone…
in your life thinks you&’re hilarious. Or corny. Or hilariously corny. No matter what the occasion, dad jokes are always a terribly good idea. Take a load off, pester your people, and test the eye-rolling patience of your children, who will love to hate your new arsenal of 400+ cringe-worthy crack-ups. Jam packed with jokes. (Hold the jam). Hundreds of bad = good dad jokes to test around the house, at the office, and out in the world.Jokes for all! Classically corny puns plus one-liners and Q&As built for dads of all ages and stages. For you, Pop. A family-friendly gift to make any dad&’s day.Please Grow: Lessons on Thriving for Plants (and People)
Par Alex Testere. 2023
Discover the life lessons plants can teach you—from the importance of putting down roots to leaning on others for support…
and nourishment—in this charming, illustrated guide to personal growth.Every idea, relationship, or project begins with a seed: A seed of creativity, a flicker of hope, an inkling of motivation. In Please Grow, illustrator Alex Testere takes us on a journey through the life of a well-tended plant or garden—from nourishing a seed to propagating, protecting, pruning, and beyond—relating the lessons we can learn from the natural world to our everyday lives, including:Planting a seed is only the beginning.A flower is a reminder of what is possible when the right circumstances align.Extending your roots is like building community--both are lifelines.Compost old ideas and experiences to create fuel for a fresh start.Nothing lasts forever--and in some cases, that can be a good thing.With sweet, vibrant art, ecological sidebars, and a sprinkling of practical plant care tips, Please Grow is a gentle reminder of life's cyclical, ever-blossoming nature. We all have the power to plant our own seeds and harvest our own blooms. So, what are you waiting for?BYE, I Quit: Snarkspiration for Surviving Your Job (Until You Just Can’t Anymore)
Par Harper Celebrate. 2023
Resign yourself to the great resignation and just say "bye." BYE, I Quit is a blend of satire and encouragement to help…
you find meaning and humor to get through the workday. If you have had a recent epiphany about quitting your job or know someone who has, this fully illustrated, meme-worthy guidebook offers the inspiration needed to keep your chin up and tap into what really matters in life. (Spoiler: it's not your job).Sample entries include:Affirmations that you are more than just your jobMeditations to keep you focused during your 8 a.m. meetingA flowchart to determine if you should send that passive-aggressive emailMantras for when you&’re burnt outHumorous illustrations of all the little things that bug you at work (seafood in the microwave, anyone?)Step-by-step guides for getting motivated or having a really good FridayInspirational quotes to help you connect to your true passion and purpose Equal parts hopeful and snarky—okay, fine, it's actually mostly snarky—BYE, I Quit is a great source of inspiration (snarkspiration!) for anyone who dreams of quiet quitting or leaving their job altogether and finding the elusive work-life balance. Also perfect for anyone who just can't stand the hours of nine to five anymore.Good Evening Europe!: An unofficial party guide for every Eurovision fan
Par Pyramid, Trinity Rougé. 2023
From the good, the bad and the downright extraordinary, the Eurovision Song Contest is more than just one night of…
the year, it's a celebration of all things fabulous. This handy little guide is jam-packed with a myriad of Eurovision ideas to help you get your party started and guarantee yourself a great celebration that's as weird and wonderful as the acts themselves.So, get ready for questionable outfits, hilarious sassy commentary and lots of feathers.This isn't the time to be formal or trendy - focus on flamboyance and tackiness in large doses. Lay on the cheese as thickly as you can, and you won't go far wrong!Good Evening Europe!: An unofficial party guide for every Eurovision fan
Par Pyramid, Trinity Rougé. 2023
From the good, the bad and the downright extraordinary, the Eurovision Song Contest is more than just one night of…
the year, it's a celebration of all things fabulous. This handy little guide is jam-packed with a myriad of Eurovision ideas to help you get your party started and guarantee yourself a great celebration that's as weird and wonderful as the acts themselves.So, get ready for questionable outfits, hilarious sassy commentary and lots of feathers.This isn't the time to be formal or trendy - focus on flamboyance and tackiness in large doses. Lay on the cheese as thickly as you can, and you won't go far wrong!Pugtato Finds a Thing
Par Zondervan. 2020
What do you get when you cross imaginative and loveable characters, enchanting and inspiring illustrations and a giggle-inducing story? Pugtato,…
a simple, good spud and a hilarious mashup of pet and vegetable characters by the inimitable illustrator Sophie Corrigan! Join Pugtato and his cute and quirky spuddies in this heartwarming picture book that celebrates the power of friendship, compassion, and believing in your own unique gifts.When Pugtato&’s simple, quiet life is disrupted after he digs up a strange object in his garden, he enlists his best &“spuddies&” to help (they are more clever than he is, after all). Tweetroot is certain it&’s a new egg for her nest. Tomatoad is quite sure it&’s a toy just for him. And Purrsnip simply won&’t stop scratching it! Luckily, Pugtato has another very special spuddy to ask …Pugtato Finds a Thing delivers:A delightful, giggle-inducing, rhyming , read-aloud story perfect for kids ages 4-8Imaginative, silly pet and vegetable mashups such as Pugtato, Tomatoad, Carrat, Cowbbage, Croccoli, Unicorn on the Cob and more!A beautiful eye-catching cover rich with color Young children will learn invaluable lessons from Pugtato about:FriendshipCompassionAcceptanceCreativity You&’ll also want to follow Pugtato&’s adventures in Pugtato Babysits the Snouts, Pugtato, Let&’s Be Best Spuddies, and Pugtato and Friends Audio Collection: 3 Books in 1.